Welcome to the Chip Bag Religious Organization's website!
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Our Lord, Savior, and God
Here is a link to his youtube channel: Chip Bag's Channel.
Here's how to worship Chip Bag:
- First thing: Sell your soul to pound stores.
- Second thing: Buy a brown sofa.
- Third thing: Play Dwarf Fortress.
- Fourth thing: Learn the early game.
- Fifth thing: Admit defeat, and kill yourself.
Here at the Chip Bag Religious Organization, we like to take time to appreciate all of the people out there
spreading the word of our fine leader.
We have written a poem about our leader, it is as follows:
Chip Bag our great God,
please forget our evils now.
Our Chip Bag has a rich history full of twists and turns that should be studied and learned by all of his worshippers.
To read about the history of Our Chip Bag, click the History button.
Our Chip Bag would like to personally thank all of his worshippers, so he requested we write a poem saying thanks to all of you loyal worshippers and supporters,
It is as follows:
Oh, loyal children,
The time to support is now!
Donate money to us!
One of Our religious ceremonies:
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This website is owned by Chip Bag, but he asked us to edit it and work on it for Him.
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